30 and Dirty Lite 1.0.1

February 16, 2012.

Peetre Lamb turns 30 years old.

On this day, Peetre Lambs high school diploma gets ripped into pieces and sucked into his ZBox gaming system. Armed with 23 years of gaming experience and 0 years of real life experience, Peetre Lamb is... 30 AND DIRTY (dirty in the sense that he doesnt shave).

"Its time to get thirty....
AND DIRTY! "

-- Peetre Lamb

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GAME DESCRIPTION
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30 And Dirty is like Geometry Wars, but dirtier.

If you purchase the full game, you will get 3 more game modes, 5 selectable music tracks, online scoreboards, unlockable items, achievements, total 360 degree shooting, updated graphics, more control adjustment options, and access to a high score contest starting in August! (see http://horchatafactory.blogspot.com for more details)

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LITE VERSION FEATURES
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- a 300 lb. hero ( most of the weight comes from big bones, not cellulite )

- Quick Play mode: Survive as long as you can with 3 lives. The enemies get more and more menacing the longer you stay alive.

- Electronica soundtrack.

- Simple, yet innovative game mechanics, featuring "dirty zones". Kill dirty enemies to create dirty zones and destroy enemies within dirty zones for bonus points!

- Precise dual directional control system.

- Six types of distinct enemies to blow up. Unlike some other games that only have one type of enemy ( the kind that just follows you ) and re-skins them. We got suicide bombers, seekers, mines, free-roamers, leeches, and tanks. This game isnt for little girls, our enemies actually shoot at you too.

- Four weapon power-ups: shotgun, machine gun, missile, and homing puppies. Yes, you read that right, PUPPIES.

- Two super power-ups: Yaoi paddle (to grow large and hit everyone with your paddle) and Kurtis Overkill ( super fast shooting speed )

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