Free inkblot generator software for iphone

Generate random BS sentences with this app, and impress your boss, friends or co-workers with them. More than 15000000 possible combination of web buzzwords and office-speak phrases.

Choose between two unique hand-drawn scenes, and watch how the figures react to the BS comes out of presenters mouth.

Based on the original idea of Dack Ragus.
http://www.dack.com/
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Always wanted to show off to your friends? Wanted to draw someones attention in a bar or at school? This is the ultimate eye catcher that helps you do that: the iD Generator of Platform76. It is easy to use: fill in your name, make a cool picture of yourself, pick a pass from the row and your personal id is ready! There are four passes in this Lite version for any occasion. You can pass yourself off as a fighter pilot, a model photographer, a special agent or a Lifeguard. The pass simulates a real id wallet.
It shows the front of the wallet and after a cool sweep of the hand the pass opens with your id!

This Lite version contains four id cards. In the full version there are a lot more id cards, and we will update that one on a regular basis. So if you like the Lite version, make sure to have a look at iD Generator also!

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Remember:
After generating your personal iD, shake your device to open the iD wallet and reveal your card!

The Pirate Insult Generator assembles full piratey sounding insults by randomly selecting threats, insults, adjectives, nouns, and exclamations from a variety of lists. The end result is usually a long-winded insult you might yell at a pirate in the heat of battle or during a duel. If you dont have much occasion to battle pirates, you could just try them out on friends, coworkers, and random strangers. Hopefully, they will be less likely to run you through with a sword.

For example, here are some pirate insults you can get from the generator:
"Well rip an burn yer Jolly Roger, ye salty, pox-faced kraken ... Strike yer colors!"
"Ye don need a sword. Yer face be deadlier, ye sorry, scurvy-infested, bilge-drinkin swab ... Walk the gangplank!"
"Me parrot be smarter than ye, ye barnacle-covered, sorry, foul-smellin sea snake ... Blast ye!"
"Ye fight like a lass, ye sorry, black-spotted, nattering wretch ... Surrender!"
"Ye smell like ye been swimmin in the bilge, ye salty, scrappy sea bass ... Blimey!"

There are nigh on eight million unique combinations of insults. Granted, some of those eight million look pretty close to some others of the eight million, but that still leaves plenty of room for variation. You could vituperate non-stop on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19th, without repeating yourself. (vituperate means insult, in case you were wondering)

There are three tabs to the Pirate Insult Generator.
- Insult - Generate insults! Press the button for a new insult. The "Share Insult" button is only available in the forthcoming Pirate Utility app.
- Suggest - Make suggestions for new insults or features from within the app.
- Settings - Tailor how insults are generated.

Paid Version:
The Pirate Utility combines the Pirate Insult Generator and the Pirate Translator with the added abilities of sending insults and translations directly to the Mail app and of copying insults and translations for pasting into other apps. Look for it on the App Store.

Future Features:
- Screen rotation - I have it working in the development version, but not consistently yet.
- Post insults to Twitter

Disclaimer:
By using this app, you hold Pirate Monkeyness and Tim Moses harmless for any damage to your iPhone, yourself, or your personal property from misuse of insults generated by the Pirate Insult Generator. Use common sense. Big, drunk pirates may not properly appreciate the witty insults generated by this app.

Credit:
A couple of the insults were inspired by Monty Python and by The Secret of Monkey Island (and what a brilliant use of insults that is). Also, thanks to Will Mason, Bill, and Lindsay for their insult suggestions. Thanks to Travis and Billy for encouragement and suggestions. Thank you beta testers!

Career drift? Reinvent the company and join the rarefied club of jet-setting executives!

At the touch of a button, a mission statement will be carved in virtual stone using realistic chiseling sounds. This mission statement will use business jargon that will have you talk like a real CEO without even having to go to business school!

This simple application has millions of possible permutations. No two businesses are the same!

An usefull tool then generate password

You can set the propertyes of the password.

With or without:
Uppercases
Lovercases
Numbers

Try it.

This application has been designed to simplify the generation of "inconspicuous" random numbers.

There are many cases where numbers are needed afterwards, e.g. when writing a drivers log book.

In most cases, "human generated" numbers can (and will) be detected quite easily, because their distribution is neither uniform nor represents the distribution of numbers in "natural" data sets.

This program allows you to generate random numbers within a defined range and with a configurable distribution:

-uniform: Each digit will occur with the same propability

-Benford: The generated numbers will have a "natural distribution"