Free Money* Scatch n' Win

HEY,

If youre like me, and I doubt you are because I am pretty awesome, you realize that todays economy sucks. For some of us, our only possible salvation, and the only logical thing to do in this situation is to buy lottery tickets and WIN THE LOTTERY. WELL FRIENDS, NOW YOU CAN*. With Free Money* you can train your finger in minutes a day to scratch off lottery tickets! Practice makes perfect right, of course Im right...im on the internet and therefore you MUST DO WHAT I SAY. Instead of wasting TONS of money on non-winning lottery tickets, now you can practice scratching them off WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR HOME OR SPENDING MORE THAN $0.99!!!8!. Grab your favorite coin and your best iPod and go to TOWN!!* Scratch off lottery tickets! Its fun...RIGHT!

Features List

*Amazing Art hand crafted by a truly amazing artist
*Amazing Sound hand crafted by a truly amazing vocalist
*Amazing Gameplay hand crafted by a truly amazing gameplay programmer.
*OTHER THINGS!
*High scores leaderboards
*Player Stats
*Different lottery cards
*ScratchMaster 4000 Technology(TM)

Whatever. Look at the screenshots, Im sure youll be pleasantly surprised! ACHIEVEMENT!

*You wont win money, you wont win the lottery. This is here for morons that try to sue because the game is called Free Money. Also, dont use a coin on your iPhone. If you do, and scratch up your phone or ipod and try to sue me, I will laugh at you so hard that the legal system will collapse.

Have fun and ENJOY!