iCount (S***m) 1.0

Lots of apps out there keep track of important things like goals, finances, appointments and the lunar calendar. This is all fine and dandy for some people, but to the real man, they neglect to keep track of the most important thing:

S***m.

Imagine an app that approximates your maximum potential s***m count based on a number of semi-serious questions.

Imagine an app that allows you to keep track of "releases".

Imagine an app that crunches the numbers using complex algorithms involving BEDMAS and averages to give you up-to-the-second stats such as:

-Average s***m count at release
-Estimated time and date of next release
-Number of releases per week

Stop imagining my friend, iCount S***m is here.

iCount S***m is the perfect app for everyone. Whether you want a baby, want to avoid a baby, or obsessive compulsively have to count and keep track of *everything*, this app is for you.

For support, questions, or if you feel the need to reveal your personal stats please email us at icountapp@gmail.com.

http://icountapp.blogspot.com/