iTalkSmack: Golf Edition 1.0

iTalkSmack: Golf Edition - The 15th club in the bag

We all work very hard, so of course our first iTalkSmack app had to be something we could use during our playtime. So what better time to smack talk than during a friendly round of golf? You are right, there isnt a better time.

So what is different about iTalkSmack: Golf Edition?

First, we deliver the smack. We have 12 opportunities (Tee, Fairway, Green, Bunker, etc) with dozens of scenarios (duffed shot, worm burner, missed putt, etc) for over 75 unique insults (smack) to bestow upon your playing buddies.

Second, we put the smack in your hands, we dont play some audio file that no one can hear. That is just plain silly and it gives up your source. We give you quality smack to use when you want, how you want.

Finally, we know you have smack that needs to be shared, so we created a website where you can submit your best smack. Visit our site at http://italksmack.com/golf/smack and give us your best. To say thanks, we will put your name and location below your smack.

SMACK SAMPLES:

Opportunity: Tee
Scenario: Bad swing
Insult: You have a swing like an octopus folding a deck chair.
From: The Bumblebee, Oregon

Opportunity: Hazard
Scenario: While hunting for partners ball
Insult: Let me know if you find any berries. The wife is making jam.
From: Parshooter, Folsom, CA

KEY FEATURES:

•Smack is organized by Opportunities and Scenarios
•12 Opportunities and 29 Scenarios making up 75 Smack combinations. See samples to the right.
•Info screen with about, contact, instructions and smack us information
•Sound effects which can be toggled on or off via settings.