Monkey Fire

We all know what happens to Child Actors: sudden fame and questionable friends often result in sad stories. Some overdose on drugs, others cling desperately to semi-celebrity, and many just get a normal job. Well, the same thing happens with Animal Actors: when these fuzzy stars retreat from the limelight they do their best to keep their dignity and make ends meet. Krappy the Monkey, arguably the most famous poo-flinging chimp in the internet age, has more or less retired to the world of commercial acting and stuntwork. His latest gig involves landing a Jet Pack during football game halftime shows. The crowd loves it, but the danger is very real. Help keep Krappy alive and not on fire, and give the fans something to cheer for. You are not lost to us, Krappy. We still love your beautiful smile, and theres always time for a comeback.