Star Bores - Episode I The Panting Menace

Steve Barlow and Steve Skidmore
Star Bores – The Prequel
Published by Sleepydog

This brilliant parody is now available for your iPhone and iPod touch!

Episode I – The Panting Menace
Not quite as long, long, long, long ago in a Galaxy, not quite as far, far, far, far away…

Every generation has a legend…
Every journey has a first step…
Every saga has a beginning…
Every trailer has more than its fair share of inane clichés…
The Republic is doomed! The Hith have returned and they have the Jello Knights in their sights…
Meet Panikin Moonwalker, an annoying kid with a multi-testosterone level out of this Galaxy, Bing Bong Gin, a Jello master, Princess Prodmé Allova, Queen of the Yahboo and a strange lisping senator…
There will be trouble ahead…

May the Farce Be With You! (again)

COMPUTER GENERATED DIGITIZED LETTERING EFFECTS BY INDUSTRIAL WRITE AND MAGIC INK

Star Bores – the Prequel is a parody. It is not authorized, endorsed or licensed by Lucasfilm Ltd. or anyone else connected with the Empire.

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